So don't be like Milhouse, come in and get tattooed by Lou. Guaranteed to be more fun than a Sideshow Bob murderfest!!
- Kirk Van Houten
Mr. Burns gives dry handjobs.
- random Springfield bystander
Worst tattoo shop ever!
- Comic Book Guy, general douchebag and nerd
Dude, every tattoo I got by Lou it fucking rocked man.
(runs down the street after mugging interviewer)