Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Spiralling Down The Holiday Drain

The holidays are fast approaching.

Xmas is waiting, crouching around that corner to pounce on us all with it's butt full of holiday cheer, and 2015 is right behind it.

Are you like me? Do you HATE shopping? Wandering the malls and shops with no clue.

I gots an easy solution. Stop by the wondrous winterland of Artisanal Tattoo and grab a gift certificate!

We are still running the insane special of and extra $20 tacked on for every $100 you spend. So for you mathletes, that's:

$100.00 = $120.00
$200 = $240.00

and on and on.

Don't worry, any amount of gift card you pickup someone is great. Giving the gift of a tattoo is such an excellent thing,  tattoos are a luxury item, they can be pricey, so a gift card helps that tattoo addicted maniac complete their piece, or can help someone who was dragging their feet on getting a tattoo.  

(I just sold one RIGHT NOW!)

Oh, and I'm also running a special, I'm selling $35.00 any piercing! How fucking cool is that? From you genitals to your eyeballs, what a deal!

And remember, any gift card you buy enters you into the grandest prize of all, a stocking filled with tattoo stuff, a $300.00 gift card and a free piercing!!


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