Sunday, July 13, 2014

Nerd Tattoos

I love doing them. I can talk for hours about all things nerd.

I will debate Star Wars.

I will discuss the confusion and plot holes of Michael Bay's Transformers.

I will talk about autistic E.T.

I am there for you, my nerds.

Until all are one.








Lou



Sa Sa Summer

Ok dweebs,

Summer is here.

It's hot, it's sandy, it's bloody.



Share in the fun and exposed flesh...come get tattooed and pierced!


Lou

Summer goings on

SUMMER is in full swing. We are busier than ever.

Division St. now has a Farmer's Market on Thursdays, right outside our doors so come by and eat some good stuff. Yak meat is available. Yes, Yak meat.






On Wednesday nights Division Street sets up a huge screen to show movies when it gets dark. Good stuff, Temple of Doom, Ghostbusters, Princess Bride for you nerds, so come, get inked and pierced, and stay for a unique outdoor drive in type experience.


Yestercades is officially open. Literally 50 ft from Artisanal's front door. I DARE you mofos to come down and challenge me. I will be sponsoring some Smash Bros. competitions in the future, so up yer skills suckas!

Lou



Tuesday, May 6, 2014

New artwork hanging on the walls......

They call to you. The madness compels you. The colors confuse, yet sooth. Come in the shop, gaze at these wonderful works of art painted by masted cheesesmith Ant. All are for sale, all will fill the hole that was left inside you when you ate that last cupcake.



Friday, April 11, 2014

WUB WUB WUB

Ok.

So I was on the fence about it for awhile. I've decided...I dig Skrillex and dubstep. I don't give a fuck. I love the music. I enjoy the noises and sound effects. Plus, the Dinobots created dubstep and brought it to Earth anyway. Actually Shockwave created it while killing time at the spacebridge and I know the Dinobots were created by the Autobots and Teletran-1 on Earth but who really gives a fuck. Nerds.



Plus, dubstep is Claptrap's favorite music anyway.


ACCCHHHH...THE SUNNNNNNNN

So bright outside.

What is this...warmth I feel.

Is that...THE SUNNNNNNNNN????

ACHHHHHHHHHH!!

Man it is NICE outside

The sun is shining, birds are poopin, the bugs are crawling out of their winter torpor to devour each other.


Time to get tattooed people. You know you want to show of some of that inked up skin this year. Now's the time before the Spring REALLY kicks in.

Some images to make you smile.