Summer goings on

SUMMER is in full swing. We are busier than ever.

Division St. now has a Farmer's Market on Thursdays, right outside our doors so come by and eat some good stuff. Yak meat is available. Yes, Yak meat.

On Wednesday nights Division Street sets up a huge screen to show movies when it gets dark. Good stuff, Temple of Doom, Ghostbusters, Princess Bride for you nerds, so come, get inked and pierced, and stay for a unique outdoor drive in type experience.


Yestercades is officially open. Literally 50 ft from Artisanal's front door. I DARE you mofos to come down and challenge me. I will be sponsoring some Smash Bros. competitions in the future, so up yer skills suckas!

Lou

New artwork hanging on the walls......

They call to you. The madness compels you. The colors confuse, yet sooth. Come in the shop, gaze at these wonderful works of art painted by masted cheesesmith Ant. All are for sale, all will fill the hole that was left inside you when you ate that last cupcake.

WUB WUB WUB

Ok.

So I was on the fence about it for awhile. I've decided...I dig Skrillex and dubstep. I don't give a fuck. I love the music. I enjoy the noises and sound effects. Plus, the Dinobots created dubstep and brought it to Earth anyway. Actually Shockwave created it while killing time at the spacebridge and I know the Dinobots were created by the Autobots and Teletran-1 on Earth but who really gives a fuck. Nerds.

Plus, dubstep is Claptrap's favorite music anyway.

ACCCHHHH...THE SUNNNNNNNN

So bright outside.

What is this...warmth I feel.

Is that...THE SUNNNNNNNNN????

ACHHHHHHHHHH!!

Man it is NICE outside

The sun is shining, birds are poopin, the bugs are crawling out of their winter torpor to devour each other.

Time to get tattooed people. You know you want to show of some of that inked up skin this year. Now's the time before the Spring REALLY kicks in.

Some images to make you smile.

Leader of the Scumdogs has left this Mudball Planet

This sucks. First guitarist Corey Smoot, the human disguise of Flattus Maximus tragically passed away in 2011. Then fearless leader Dave Brockie, Oderus Urungus's human avatar passed away this week.
I have loved Gwar since a young and impressionable age, and have been a loyal Scumdog for many seasons, joining a second time even. I have seen Gwar live more times than you have eaten your boogers. I've been fortunate to have seen the Dave Brockie Experience and hung out with Dave and the dudes afterwards.

That's why it's especially sucky. Not only is GWAR an amazing band who continues to put album after album of awesome material, but a huge artistic influence, as well as the best live shows this shitty planet has even seen. Gwar personally represents all the good times hanging with friends rocking out to Gwar albums and watching the various movies and live dvds. I have so many crazy memories of seeing live shows with my maniac friends.

I don't know what the future holds for Gwar. I'm still reeling from the loss.

Farewell Scumdog, you didn't conquer planet Earth, but at least you got to smoke a lot of crack.

Glub

Hey you.

The shop is open.

Let's rock, F this snowstorm.